Bring your set, clock, and plunger….
by Pete Short
If you have not heard, the Denver Chess Club (DCC) has a new playing location. Starting on Tuesday, February 2nd, the DCC will be playing chess in the community room in The International House of Pancakes (IHOP) at 1595 S Colorado Blvd, Denver, (303) 758-1492.

New DCC President Daoud Zupa announced, “It’s official: The Denver Chess Club is relocating (due to rent considerations and declining attendance and in the last few months) to an interim location at the International House of Pancakes at 1595 South Colorado Blvd, Denver where the Management has made available to the club a reasonably sized side room free of charge. Members and guests of the Club are encouraged to make food or beverage purchases in recognition of the generosity shown by the IHOP Management. The Club will continue to meet on Tuesdays from 6 p.m. to 11:30 p.m. at the new site following the last round of the Club Championship on Tuesday, January 26 – our last day at the 1st Avenue Presbyterian Church.” President Zupa went on to thank the Pastor at our former location for the use of his church basement over the last several years in the announcement. No mention was made of the exorbitant monthly fees, the deplorable playing conditions, or the plunger that adorned the only porcelain vessel that is commonly known as the “urinal” in the Men’s Room during the last third of our tenure.
Please check out the announcement on the new DCC web site. Chris Peterson has done an outstanding job as webmaster and the Denver Chess Club site is constantly updated wth new information, standings, announcements, and updates:
http://www.denverchess.com/announcements/?id=14
In preparation for the change in location, here are a few tips to make the transition easier:
1. The motto at The International House of Pancakes is “Come Hungry – Leave Happy”. Like most DCC Members, you may not be used to purchasing food as a token of appreciation for a free place to play. But as Daoud suggested, “Members and Guests are encouraged to make food and beverage purchases in recognition of the generosity shown by the IHOP Management”. In addition to an “all day” fare on the menu – you can always order a large reasonably priced breakfast! To help with the selection and to save time with ordering before the round begins, here is a link to their on-line menu:
http://www.ihop.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=31&Itemid=2
And don’t forget, Tuesday, February 23 is National Pancake Day. From 7 a.m. to 10 p.m., IHOP will give you one free short stack (three) of their famous buttermilk pancakes. All they ask is that you consider making a donation to support local children’s hospitals through Children’s Miracle Network, or other local charities.

National Pancake Day is Tuesday, February 23rd!
For those of you unaccustomed to fine dining establishments, the current custom is to tip your wait staff between 18-20% of your bill. With prices starting at $5.99 without a drink, you should plan on bringing an extra $12 to $17 each night. And don’t forget to save enough money for your entry fee as well…
2. Most of you will want to gorge yourself on those delicious pancakes while playing blitz with one another before the round. You can bet that there is going to be a lot of syrup involved in your meal, and you may be concerned that the result may be a “tacky” surface on your vinyl tournament board that may cause you undue delays in moving your pawns off their original squares. After all, paper napkins break down and often just further smear and streak the board without effectively cleaning. Fear not, here is a handy piece of advice – go to Wal-Mart or your local Walgreens and purchase a package of Travel Wet Ones. The packaging is small enough to fit in your chess bag and the wipes are strong enough for the largest stacks of pancakes.

3. The great thing about playing in a restaurant is the fact that they usually have abundant bathroom facilities. And that’s a benefit, because in this case, you will be sharing it with 60-100 other patrons in addition to your chess colleagues. And let’s face it; every one of us will have downed several cups of coffee (a leading diuretic). So if you forget Vice President Shannon Fox’s keys to success (high fiber diet and courtesy flushes), here is a piece of advice that should avoid another embarrassing situation with the “landlord”. Add a personal plunger to your staple of chess equipment. Keep in mind that residential plungers you may have at home will not work on the 20” waste returns on larger toilets in the IHOP. The friendly staff at your local Home Depot or Lowes can point you in the direction of the industrial sized plungers. Mine only cost $7.99 at the Home Depot in Parker. I’ll have it next to my clock, but please remember plungers are personal, so don’t commit the social “faux pas” of asking your opponent to borrow theirs.

Warning: Small Residential Plungers will not work at the IHOP

Solution: The Industrial-sized Plunger – “A chess player’s friend”
Looking forward to seeing you all at the IHOP on Tuesday Nights….. Remember – Come Hungry!
Check out “Clogs and Plungers – The unhappy story of the Denver Chess Club”:
http://www.timmybx.com/clogs-and-plungers/